Brown Hairs

A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!

We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.

"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Downtown Brown

When engaging in anal sex thrust balls deep when your partner is unsuspecting, and at that very same moment take out there arms. When they bash the ground say "you've been downtown browned", ejaculate then get ready to run like hell!

I heard last night Mr. Folland gave joe a huge downtown brown, i havent seen joe since!

I totally gave Shawn's mom a downtown brown last night, she was super pissed.

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

cleveland browns

An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.

Guy 1: man cleveland browns sucks!
Guy 2: I know if it's brown flush it down!

by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008

down with the brown

a white chick who prefers only hispanic men; especially for sex

Marnie told her coworkers:
“If he ain’t brown I’m not down!”

Shanelle is down with the brown; she thinks white dudes are gross and smell like bologna.

by MarnieLee August 23, 2018

brown crayon

A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Brown Bunny

1) A hard piece of shit that is starting to emerge from between your cheeks before you get to the toilet.

2) A notoriously bad, self indulgent film by Vincent Gallo.

Bob: (Bangs on stall door) "Hurry up! I've got a Brown Bunny here!"
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).

by Al Benedict August 18, 2009