father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

penis muchies

When a women is hungry for the PENIS!!!

Girl I was at the strip club last night and girl all I could think of was the penis muchies

by Weird reptile August 11, 2015

penis coffin

Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).

John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.

by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013

give a penis

Basicly give a fuck

Kaan göçmen doesn't give a penis about what you say

by greatstuf January 9, 2017

Dr penis

When you ask the server to stick their penis in your Dr pepper

Yo, can I get uhhhhhhhhh Dr penis

by Xsilver169 December 7, 2019

rotating penis

A rotating penis is when a male gets a boner and his genitalia rotates because he is aroused. After it rotates it grows 3 inches and is ready to be inserted into the vaginal cavatity.

"oh no it's happening! I'm getting a rotating penis!"

by 1234512345lake May 7, 2018