One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

One Shitter Quitter

a short, quick dump that requires only one wipe to ensure cleanliness.

Pat: we're leaving in 5.

Rob: dude, i've gotta shit.

Pat: you better make it a One Shitter Quitter then.

by poopbandit June 1, 2010

DISPLAY ONE'S WARES

boobs, ass, "the goods."

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!

by weave October 7, 2003

batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

He's One Tap

A phrase commonly used by annoying swines who play fortnite, used in scenarios where the player they have damaged has been brushed with a bullet but they insist they are low

He's one tap, Get him!!

by needfriends? June 1, 2018

One Eyed Sniper

A One Eyed Sniper is a term for someone in CS:GO or Valorant who entry peeks on either Ct (Defenders) or t (Attackers) with only the Marshal/ SSG 08.
They claim that they will entry frag someone and when they don't they try to find an excuse

Estyx : Oh watch this, imma pull an one eyed sniper
*Estyx gets one frag and dies*
Team : Well done you achieved nothing

by Estyx October 15, 2021

one-twenty-oner

Anyone that was of the opinion that everything was OK with the US under the unrepentant Bush administration, but suddenly the day after Obama's inauguration (1-21) government was too big, taxes too high and all was wrong with the government.

Rush Limbaugh and Republicans supporting Bush and his cronies and exhorting us to blindly support "The President" but now blame President Obama for all of the country's ills and want him to fail. Classic one-twenty-oner mentality.

by Bat Guano May 10, 2009