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hot piss

“hot piss” similar to hot shit but quite the opposite.

definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.

because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
examples of usage:

*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano

scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
by eros.exotica July 19, 2025
mugGet the hot pissmug.

piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.
"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."
by malachij March 20, 2025
mugGet the piss micmug.

piss pressure

How hard you can pee
by Boi pussy January 20, 2018
mugGet the piss pressuremug.

Piss and Chuck

A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.
Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?

Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.
by Kane2992 September 21, 2016
mugGet the Piss and Chuckmug.

Pissed

1. Another name for pee
2. People that are pissed off
Henry: I am fucking pissed!
Matt: I don't care!
Henry: Shut the fuck up!
Matt: You!
Henry: I am fucking pissed at you!
by DOGMAN_5676 June 2, 2020
mugGet the Pissedmug.

piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can
"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."
by aanaez September 26, 2021
mugGet the piss hampermug.

Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
by momofthreeboys March 3, 2011
mugGet the Ubber Pissedmug.

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