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P-man

Really? At Thanksgiving dinner? Put your p-man away!
by YaBoiQew December 26, 2017
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Murray Man

A man who wonders up and down the Murry River who murders campers. He then removes there upper lip and keeps it as a souvenir.
"Dude they found this guy with no upper lip dead along the murray last night, looks like the murray man strikes again."
by AntiSsociety February 17, 2017
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man tracking

1) when a sniper hunts another sniper
2) when a gay man looks for a date to a gay event
1) "Sgt. Hathcross went man tracking for The Cobra in Vietnam."

2) Sgt. Hathcross needed a date for the upcoming Gay Prom, so he went man tracking.
by AustYo March 23, 2010
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Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.
"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."
by Apecreature June 24, 2012
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man finger

Dude, zip up your pants i can see your man finger.
by gyzmo October 14, 2008
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Man council

The dopest most legit group of individuals drawn together by their shared manliness and sheer awesomeness. They are united by the Creed of Hoohaa under the headship of the High Council. Membership to the Man Council is coveted by those too lame to get in especially by those of the opposite sex who have resorted to forming their own inferior wannabe-fakeass-imitation-kongfong council. The Man Council is the ultimate alliance, a secret organization feared even by the Illuminati.

Man Council is Life!
"When I grow up, I wanna be in the Man Council!!" - every child ever

"Man Council is the greatest threat our country has ever faced " - President Obama

" Man Council is the single greatest thing to happen in my life " - anonymous Man Council member

MAN COUNCIL RULES! HOOHAA!!
by - - _ - - July 25, 2016
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Portugal. The Man

An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.
Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”
by Already used by someone else December 12, 2017
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