jack the cat

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.

Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.

by Teddy313 April 5, 2018

jack diddly

Jack shit.

Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life

by Swaggy42() March 14, 2016

Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

Apple Jacking

The event of a thief or robber stealing an iPod or Apple product.

"Yo, that guys apple jacking me," Tyrone said as the thief ran away with his iPod.

by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2009

Jack Walsh

Jack Walsh is a phatt ting that has about two braincells in his head and has the face of a melted welly. He looks like a coconut and acts like one to. He plays football with his fugly friends and has breathes like there is no air in the world(#asthma). Has no bunda and ginger hair
But after all of that is a princess, nice and funny with dance moves like shakira

See that peng ting with the Shakira hips ova der, ya that must be Jack Walsh

by Yappayappayappa August 4, 2020

jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.

"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."

by noisebastard August 31, 2012

jacked up

pregnant

Danielle: "Did you here that Allie got jacked up at the party last night?!"

Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"

by dickonfire July 29, 2016