Freebee from God

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.

Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro

by Whickerbook February 5, 2015

Nikoli the Sex god

A guy named Nikoli or Nicholas that knows exactly how to please a woman. He makes an amazing friend and the best lover you could pray for. He knows exactly how to make you cum over and over again. He is wanted by many, but chooses his goddesses carefully. You have to earn his attention.

Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.

by Loora September 2, 2020

Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)

The cheese grater god is Godly

by Cheesey god October 22, 2018

Capital G God

Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.

Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.

by Queenie’s Girl February 5, 2021

Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.

Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!

by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017

say god knows

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen

boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS

by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019

God Mode Chubby

The instance after having a full erection in which the penis is almost completely flaccid, but is still as long as when you had an erection.

Guy 1: So, I was changing at my friend's party and this girl walked in on me.
Guy 2: Dude, that's sucks! Was your dick hard or soft?

Guy 1: I had a God Mode Chubby! She was impressed.
Guy 2: Nice!

by MuffinManTF May 10, 2011