face-cake

A person wearing excessive make-up.

Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.

by ChibiChrissi May 30, 2006

bastard face

This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Pasty Face

Snobby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called Yuppies

Pasty Faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods

by Spooner83 April 21, 2009

face rape

when someone has written more on your "wall" than the alloted spaces, especially with facebook, myspace, other social networking websites.

-Did you comment on my facebook wall?
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!

-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.

by Meah Kai July 6, 2008

gorilla face

when you nut on a bitch's face and then immediately pull their hair down over it. this leads for a sticky mess of jizz and hair rendering the bitch looking like a chewbacca

I gorilla faced that bitch!

by Chip Biggum May 18, 2008

Myspace Face

When someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.

He looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a Myspace face.

by Sansserif December 9, 2008

panda face

(n.) A victim of domestic violence

Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004