ass butt

When someone is being ornery while also being stupid...

"Oh yeah! Prove it ass butt. Come raid skinner's house with us." -Jimbo Jones

by ass butt August 27, 2003

butt chunks

A brown poopy substance containing large particles of waiste.

I pooped brown butt chunks on my turtle in the toilet.

by Benjamin April 29, 2003

butt burger

a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.

Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Poop Butt

Poop butt describes someone who tries to be cool but has some serious flaws showing that they are a square except that they don't seem to know it. Or a generally cool but sloppy disgusting person. Nothing is wrong with being a square but you should just be who you are. The Poop Butt's gestures and manner of dressing will most often tell that he isin't who you say you are. If you have a ketchup stain on your shirt while getting ready at home but you still decide to wear it to the school dance is Poop Butt-esque. To have some shoes that smell BAD and it was noticed in an awkward social situation that people will remember. When you are trying to date a hard-to-get very attractive woman and you try to woo her with your 1996 Toyota Camry, your job at wal mart with benefits and you were caught digging in your nose right out front of her office. That is the folly of a Poop Butt. Wearing new gymshoes but they have a big blop of chilli on the laces and you wear them as if none of the ladies at the local hangout you hope to score with are not going to notice or you sloppily wipe it off making a greasy mess across the top of your shoe. Lazy and sloppy people who ignore certain hygeine or social protocol but not in a small way. They do it as large as day and don't know that they look stupid. Or it could be a person who through sloppiness in mind and/or action shows that he is not cool or tough and always tells more about himself than people want to know.

Man 1: Hey, lets call Ronnie to hangout with us. He has that Toyota Camry we can all fit in there to go meet the girls.

Man 2: Hell naw! That Poop Butt *ss dude? He will drive the girls away or do these crazy dances to make them laugh but they are laughing AT him.. Not with him.

Man 1: Yeah you're right. Lets call Ray, he's cool.

by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005

butt cleavage

When you can see the top of a male swimmer's butt crack because his speedo is too small or too tight. Can be sexy on hot college swimmers.

-Joe needs a bigger suit, he has major butt cleavage.

Girl: Ooh, check out that swimmer!
Girl 2: Wow yeah, he has hotttt butt cleavage!

by SwimmChick247 December 6, 2010

Butt Cow

It's when a guy is banging someone in the butthole, they cum inside, then yank their cock out really fast, causing the butthole to pop out. After this, you milk the exposed butthole into a cup and make the other person drink it.

Susie ate tacos the other day..... when I gave her the butt cow, she threw up olives and lettuce everywhere, so I said "bitch, clean this shit!" I haven't given her the butt cow ever since

by E FeAzY September 7, 2007

butt pirate

a man who is really really gay and likes to scream
HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG every time he has ass sex, rapes someone in the ass, or grabs and or looks at a males ass. a tell tale sign of a butt pirate is if you hear a guy say "HHHYYYAAARRRGGG your booty shivers my timbers" to another guy.

Butt pirate: "hhhyyyaaarrrggg!!!!!!!!!"
Rndom guy: "awwwwwww hell naw u a butt pirate?... get the fuck away mutha fucka"

by numz February 21, 2008