bitch goblin

"BITCH GOBLIN" an bitch goblin is that ugly fat girl that sits in dark corners in party's, waiting for some guy to start vomiting. thats when she comes skulking from her lair to engulf him in her fat rolls (supposedly) out of sympathy. nothing could be farther from the truth she wishes to have intercourse with him if left unattended this will happen and afterwards she will bite off his head and lay her eggs in his chest to incubate. meanwhile she will return to the party in search for another poor soul. whole party's have bin lost beware.

if you are at a party and you notice a large girl in a corner but you can see her face because the lights seem to dim down where ever she moves. if you feel a cold clammy hand on tha back of your neck as you are vomiting and you hear a shrill "ARE YOU OK?" "LET ME HELP YOU" .... DO NOT LET HER DRAG YOU INTO THE DARKNESS! i have bin there, and it took me a long time to type this with one arm and im one of the lucky ones so handle your alcohol and watch out for your friends. bitch goblin

by ME2260542 February 26, 2008

Bad bitch

a dime of a chick with self respect . Girl who know what she wants and how to get it. Baddie

dude 1 : wow Who is that ???

dude 2: You don’t know ?!?
dude 1: No
dude 2: That’s That bad bitch Arianna

by hypebeastg360 November 10, 2018

Cold bitch

A cold hearted formal who got tiered of getting fucked over and decided she wasn't gonna care anymore she's the baddest female around and shouldn't be fucked with. Commonly scorpions ,Amber's,Rebecca's

Guy1: dude remember my ex?
Guy2: ya amber right?
Guy1: she's such a cold bitch now

by alextra112100 July 14, 2014

Taco Bitch

Some stupid bitch who fucks with your tacos.
Or

Who eats tacos like its there job and probably is.

Darren:Did you see that?
Liana:Yeah what a taco bitch.

by wtflolmanboobs January 25, 2009

bible bitch

a strict follower of the bible even when it contradicts common sense, a closed-minded person who will only do what god tells them or what was written thousands of years ago in the bible.

If jesus told me blow up the world, I would do it because I am a bible bitch

by Ben Dover March 3, 2004

Jizz Bitch

A bitch you jizz on.

"Jameson is Richards Jizz Bitch"

by A fellow jizz bitch May 23, 2006

Bitch Bath

1. To wash private parts after sex.

2. To wash certain body parts when lacking proper bathing facilities.

I had to take a bitch bath after spending some quality time with my man.

by Rosalinda February 7, 2005