Rustic Sex

A better way of saying "When 'old' People have sex" Or, the trend of "Old people having sex"; -Old people sex-

When i found out that my 60 year old parents were having sex, i almost threw up. I told my friend, and he told me it was a new trend called "Rustic Sex"

by woozlefaboozle March 20, 2009

phone sex

The best you can get when your boyfriend/girlfriend is a 1000 miles away.

My boyfriend went back home to Texas for the summer, so now we only get to have phone sex.

by GA Peach July 6, 2007

poop sex

The act of either pooping in another persons anus, or pooping in a womans pussy.

Gary and Tina had poop sex last week. He is a perv.

by Ubd July 24, 2005

wookie sex

A term used to describe sex with a deaf person (or between two deaf people) due to the ridiculous noises made during intercourse.

Origin: Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, NY

I couldn't sleep last night because those two deafies kept me up with their loud wookie sex.

by <cheeseburger> November 18, 2011

Spiderman sex

Whilst wanking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. As soon as she sits bolt upright you cum into your wanking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. Hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. Thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, Spiderman.

The wife fell asleep early last night so we had Spiderman sex again.

by theawesomewizard April 24, 2012

sex jam

a song that a guy and girl will get turned on by and will cause them to soon engage in sexual actions like the abe lincoln

mmm mmm Barry White has a ton of sex jams!

by jessica+moo April 9, 2007

unconditional sex

Sex without any strings attached. No commitment, just sex, such as with a fuck buddy.

Some are seeking unconditional love, others are just looking for unconditional sex.

by Caller ID October 19, 2007