That's what Jesus said

Clever retort applied where "That's what she said" could have been. Or even sometimes where it wouldn't be, the possibilities are endless.

"I'm just gonna hang around here for a while"

-"that's what Jesus said"

by SavKy January 11, 2009

What the fucking fuck!!!!!!

Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.

Where is it? What the fucking fuck!

by Nick December 21, 2004

what's eating you

it mean what are you doing, what make you bussy

Hey, Its been a long time, what's eating you

by Balbino July 17, 2007

oh what now

What you say when that really irritating person comes up to you, and you know they are going to say something stupid/irritating.

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Oh, what now?"

by Tharglet March 3, 2005

that's what she said

A joke that is, actually, not very funny.

mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"

by Pers0nne May 10, 2011

b'sh-what-the-f

The shortest form of "Bitch, what the Fuck...

Often used before a close-fisted slap, to a significant other.

"So you think its OK, to kiss my friend while I am away? b'sh-what-the-f..." SLAP!

by Supo Pedo September 11, 2006

What the cong heo?!

A phrase that branched off of "What the hell?!". When said by a FOB, it sounds like "What duh heo?". "Heo" is a Vietnamese word meaning pig, which is fully described as "cong heo", or "the pig". Asian people (esp. Vietnamese) say "What the cong heo?!" just because they think it's cool and sounds funny, but really, it only makes them look like a complete retard that should go finish their ELD classes.

FOB 1: OH MAI GOT, you guy look, dis guy juss lick his own crap mang!

FOB 2: What the cong heo?!

Bystander: STFU retard.

by Tightasss June 28, 2009