Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016

penis cleaner

a q tip type device that is shot out of a tiny pistol like mechanism straight into the penis hole, it is also known as the male tampon

aye man, im feelin kinda leaky rn, do you got a penis cleaner?

by shlonkylover February 21, 2021

Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

penis up

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022

Penis dog

A hot dog but it's a penis in a hot dog bun

Before preforming portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017