Brown Milkshake

To poop in a blender, then ejaculate in the same blender and blend it up.

In the morning, the Boy made his mother a brown milkshake

by thechimpinacan November 16, 2011

The Charlie Browns

A state in which nothing seems to be going right.

"What's wrong with Robin today?"
"She's just having a bad case of the Charlie Browns."

by Matty G. December 23, 2007

Caleb Brown

Skinny white sticc who eats cracker chaps with milk.

person 1: Who's that?
person 2: It's just Caleb Brown.
person 1: He's STICC, what does he eat?
person 2: Saltines with milk.

by 84975 January 21, 2018

Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017

Brown belt

Fucking an East Indian chick

I got my brown belt

by Buttninja6969 May 1, 2019

Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

Ben Brown

To give your Nan a rainbow kiss in an extremely slow fashion.

Ryan totally did a Ben Brown with his Nan last night.

by RyanWaite July 22, 2014