A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.
Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.
by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019
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Daniel stop being such a a “Twitter Monkey”! Just because it’s tending on Twitter it doesn’t mean is true!
by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023
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Get the Nipple Monkey mug.When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018
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by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011
Get the Flarp Monkey mug.A young person that is freshly trained as crew to operate on ship or airliner, and usually knows all theory, but has no experience, and therefore can only be useful as the captain's bitch, to fetch coffee. Like a pirate's little pet monkey that also gets a uniform.
Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?
by Piles999 June 10, 2018
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