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Ballads 1

An Underrated Album from an Underrated Artist called Joji.
John: Hey dude did you listen to Ballads 1 by Joji?
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
by CashewEnjoyer69 December 24, 2021
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Evil Twink #1

1. The act of being tied down to your chair.
2. The biggest yet weakest Twink in the food chain. Tends to get dominated by smaller creatures.
3. Doesn't have helldivers (what a retard)
4. Good girlll.
I love pinning my Evil Twink #1 to his vibrating chair.
really bro? Samesies!!
by expert creamer September 17, 2025
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Story - Part 1

MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.

Other people are just random people names that I thought of.

By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!

Oliver:
Wassup girls.

Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!

Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.

Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-

Molly= Um, bye!!

Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.

Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-

NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
by angel_messenger August 26, 2022
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1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021
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1-Shot

Mostly said in videogames when a player has very low health and can be shot once and die, however, this is also the biggest lie ever told by your teammates as well, causing you both to usually die because your teammate decided to lie to you, but lets be honest, who has not lied and said ''He is 1-Shot''
He's 1-Shot
No he fucking wasnt you stinky mouth breeding narcissist
by BreezyKurgan February 2, 2022
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