Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.

Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.

by ZlNO September 17, 2023

great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's husband.

My great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Pyra's law

The phenomenon of people that hate on anime for its sexualization of female characters to later be exposed as pedophiles
The phenomenon's name originates from the tendency of Super Smash Bros community members often hating Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for anime fanservice only to later fall victim to Pyra's law

John Doe: I hope Xenoblade 3 isn't weeb coomerbait like Xenoblade 2
*1 year later John Doe is on the sex offender registry*
Knew it. Pyra's law. Happens every single time.

by Kemonomimi February 28, 2024

rebekah law

An amazing artist, very out going and loves everyone around her. And treats everyone with respect. Also making them feel wanted and loved!

Friend 1: I love rebekah law so much

Friend 2: I know right she makes me feel wanted!

Friend 2: she's the best!

by Heyo2211 April 14, 2017

Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.

I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory”

by Roadman Rajesh March 3, 2020

co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandniece's husband.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021