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Bustin' your lips

When you are jokingly giving a girl a hard time. It's like when your busting your friends balls over something, but since it's a girl your busting her lips instead.
Hey honey you need to relax a bit, I'm just bustin' your lips. Take it down a notch and go cook me dinner and iron my shirt. And while you're up, be a doll and grab me a cold one from the fridge.
by C Floods November 12, 2010
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it's your birthday

yay for you

you get a prize

it's your lucky day!

you did good

I like you

you like that don't you
jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!

dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.
by Dottie March 23, 2004
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your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.
Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
by Phalanxx January 6, 2010
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I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
by Nick D September 9, 2005
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word to your mother

1) I fully agree with you, you nicely brought up fellow
2) Say hellow to your sexy milf
3) I'm a white boy in need of a cool sounding motto.
Friend: "Dude, that Samantha Noel is some hot babe."
Other Guy: "Word to your mother!"
by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003
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Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
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Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.
Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"
by Skorrrochorro August 19, 2010
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