dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

baby dick

A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.

I have a little baby dick.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyer.. January 19, 2008

dick and balls

Something Adam Sandler says in his song "At a Medium Pace".

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...

by ShakeSicle March 16, 2009

Clitter dick

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.

Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!

by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010

needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.

I have a needle dick.

by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008

Dick Pleaser

A term to define the "slut" or "whore" of the group who has been with too many men to count.

Can also be a guy... if your into that kind of thing.

"I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real Dick Pleaser"

by Avira August 7, 2009

Fucking Dick

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.

My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.

by The Fucking Dick January 1, 2009