one foot in the grave

Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.

Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."

Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.

by TBea April 24, 2008

One Pic Wonder

A one pic wonder is when somebody on myspace only has one good picture as there default, but all the others are really ugly

I thought this chick on myspace was hot, but it turns out she was only a one pic wonder

by JesseJ,. July 5, 2008

eat a fat one

Eating a big fat cock

hey mate eat a fat one u fuckin faggot

by maxey sup g banger May 8, 2006

one wheel peel

A one wheel peel is spinning only one of the drive wheels during a burnout. This is due to not having a limited slip or a locking differential such as a Posi, Trac-Lok, Tru-Lok or Detroit locker assembly to name a few. Many front wheel drive cars do not come with limited slip differentials. See also one tire fire.

Did you see that Civic just do a one wheel peel from the stoplight?

by billyb February 11, 2006

one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

five to one ratio

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis

i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio

by FRANK B February 24, 2008

One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis

Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.

by pointy9876543210987654321 May 20, 2010