Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.

Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.

by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022

bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.

Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.

by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013

Bum

The thing poo comes out of

P1 “hey is that your bum?”
P2 “heck yeah it is? I’m taking a poo💩”

by Nevaeh_you_loser August 15, 2019

bum dinggy

something that is just aiight...

I went to this gourmet resteraunt, but all the fodd turned out to be bum dinggy

by Blaze54901 July 29, 2007

bum with a heart of gold

A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.

Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.

Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!

by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022

bumming booses

Bumming booses is putting pretzel sticks up each others urethra. It hurts like hell.

Friend 1: Bumming booses is a hard thing to do with a small penis.
Friend 2: What the heck, man, I thought all men were created equal! I have a huge urethra!

by The_Real_Boi May 29, 2018

Stinky Bum

Hobo stinky man! So stinky!

I see a stinky bum under the bridge

by What a pseudonym?? September 27, 2019