Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl

Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018