Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

by xplosivo March 11, 2009

brown finger

a term used to describe someoes finger or fingers after they have suufferd from a brown tickler

guy 1: let me get some popcorn

guy 2: not after what happend earlier get your brown finger out of my popcorn

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

uni-brown

when you have diarrhea and you shart a brown streak in your undies from top of ass crack to the gooch/taint area.

damn man, that mexican food gave me the mark of the uni-brown

by OleGabe October 31, 2011

Chinatown Brown

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load

Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

by waffleironofjustice April 4, 2010

Brown Mist

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.

"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

by Stevenage steve steve August 20, 2009

Chris Browned

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.

OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!

by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009

Brown Gold

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price

Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020