by KiggerNike March 5, 2022
Get the ball soup mug.A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.
Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.
by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009
Get the Walt's Balls mug.An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.
Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
by burlyballs February 1, 2010
Get the Story Balls mug.A condition in which your testicle(s) has a hole torn/decayed into it and air from other open areas in the body that have access to the ball sack can both enter and exit the testicle(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.
It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.
It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 17, 2022
Get the Ball fart mug.One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016
Get the Mom Balls mug.Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.
(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
by Dick Drake January 11, 2009
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