dog surfing

To utilize a k9 and rollerblades as a means of transportation. Also considered an extreme sport depending on the k9.

We enjoyed the wonderful afternoon dog surfing in the streets.

by gokussx4 April 27, 2009

corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.

Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.

by Farreach56 October 16, 2022

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Bussy Dog

Male cat. Especially one that you're partial to.

That's my bussy dog over there giving me the slow blink.

by buttholehead August 7, 2023

Pizza Dog

Dog sleeping all curled up in a perfect circle.

Look at your pizza dog! He is totally pizzaed down on the bed!

by mulesrule March 6, 2017

Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.

Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021

fairy dogging

To have gay sex in a public park with strangers.

I went fairy dogging in the woods.

by AJ Quick May 24, 2014