Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

Gangrenous Penis

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.

You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.

by Breckin Tedders May 25, 2022

Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

penis at the disco

When a guy whips his dick out at the disco most likely while dancing

I wrote this from back stage lol

Random guy: *whips dick out at the disco*
Timmy: *points* penis at the disco!

by raybeez May 24, 2022

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

Uncontrollable penis

When your penis decides what it wants to do

1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

by catmail1 May 6, 2020