Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time

"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"

by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018

Viper kiss

When a woman gives a guy a blowjob, and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she cocks back her head and spits the load of semen in his face like a viper.

She gave him a viper kiss after sucking his cock last night! She spit it right in his face!

by PuggyJones April 8, 2016

Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year

Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss

by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022

Brownie Kiss

Kissing someone's ass right as they are about to shit

Hey man I heard you and Jared were Brownie Kissing yesterday

by Dirtripper October 6, 2022