Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

Rief Monkey

Orange monkey that steal my god damn fancy hat and steals my noodle an eggroo

Oh no! Rief Monkey protect fancy hat!!

by Eggroo Man March 14, 2020

Dust Monkey

A person who smells like dust or is very unattractive

Josh is a Dust Monkey.

by Cheeeeeto January 10, 2016

Monkey Squall

The mating call sent out by young African-Americans to draw attention to themselves, show their territory, and to attract a mate via the loud music played in their cars.

One of the worst parts about summer in the hood is the constant monkey squalls.

by L Richmond June 10, 2009

monkey the bae

the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend

monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive

by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017

Monkey Lunchbox

A very very hairy lady-area. Often large, and brown in colour.

"I was going to perform intercourse unto Tarry, until I discovered she has a Monkey Lunchbox!"

by VeryGay March 23, 2010

monkey cookie

Poop from a monkey

Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad

by Kidsmalls May 24, 2018