2nd hand stupidity

A feeling you get when you encounter something so incredibly idiotic you can almost feel the stupidity radiating off of it, making you feel dumb.

I just watched a JayStation video and I got 2nd hand stupidity.

by Hhhhuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm July 19, 2020

2nd hand vegetarian

When you get your vegetables from eating meat from an animal (deer, cow, pig, etc) that eats vegetables.

Cow eats grass. I eat cow.

I am a 2nd hand vegetarian.

by JakeR23 March 24, 2021

Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021

Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

by FARCELL October 7, 2018

hand job karaoke

A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.

I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.

by Thatbaldwinbro January 17, 2016

jazz hands routine

the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.

-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

by Larmonaid October 2, 2019