Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend

(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.

by Kennclie April 16, 2020

Cock-shucker

A doctor or religious official who performs circumcision. (shucking corn is when you peel off the outer cover of a cob of corn and discard it.).

That cock-shucker mutilated the genitals of that baby boy.

by Doc Bliss September 6, 2016

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Cock Fan

1. Someone that is a fan of cocks.

2. A Jobsworth

MUST NOT BE MISTAKEN BY AN OWNER / FANATIC OF POULTRY

Oi that blokes a right cock fan

by chutney.ferrett.owner October 11, 2010

maple cock

a DILDO that is made out of maple ~Sofia Andrade//To my boo

I want you to bring some maple cock form Canada

by hshx February 6, 2018

cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

by dongslap49 February 11, 2014

Snow-cocked

The act of having a penis made out of snow placed on one's possession. Often done by those with homo-erotic tendencies.

Person 1: Dude, someone made a penis made out of snow on your car!
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.

by bones86 December 19, 2010