Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
Get the Soneby's Law mug.The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
by NLMUMAW October 25, 2020
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no u
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by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021
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Chad: I think Yuri is pretty cool. cute girls are meant to be with each other.
Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.
Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.
Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.
Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.
by Cerrien December 9, 2022
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