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My bitch

An individual who belongs to you, and you own.
Hannah: Hey Matthew, you’re my bitch

Matthew: How?

Hannah: I own you

Matthew: Sounds about right
by Gucci.sister November 8, 2018
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White bitch

1)Woman of caucasian extraction who thinks she is more atractive than she is.
2)white woman with unwarranted confidence.
Did you see that ugly white bitch wlaking down the street?
by king September 29, 2004
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Skinny Bitch

A skinny female who is objectified by her more obese female friends. One usually gets called a skinny bitch out of jealousy by her fat friends or other random fat females. Especially when the said skinny female talks about eating healthy or working out.
Skinny female: " Id really like to start working out!"
Fat female co-worker : " Why do you need to work out, you're already a skinny bitch!"
Skinny female: " Im aware Im skinny but I need to keep up with my cardio. And gain more muscle mass"

Skinny female: "I can't wait to go see Katt Perry tonight! You wanna try to get past security and get her autograph?"

Fat friend " Yeah maybe if I was a skinny bitch like you, I'd be able to!"
by Heathumss September 3, 2017
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log bitch

A bitch who when fucked shows no expression and is indifferent to being totally pounded, much to the frustration of her sexual partner.
"Hey man I heard you fucked Brianna last night"
"She is a log bitch"
"What you mean man?"
"She is absolute shit in bed. If I fucked a tree it would feel more than she did"
"You got a small dick man that's why"
"Fuck off"

I bashed my dick into this girl, gave her good cunnilingus and sucked her tits, but she was like a log and hardly reacted to anything I did. I am now insecure and have to reevaluate my sexual performance and measure my dick again thanks to that log bitch.
by Ann H. Coulter May 26, 2019
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Bitch Mowen

A strange method for the self-inducement of vomitting, the bitch mowen is believed to have originated somewhere on the east coast of Australia. To pull a bitch mowen, first one must locate ones person within the confines of a public lavatory stall. Generally speaking, any frequently used public restroom will do, but the probability of the successful implementation of this precarious manouvre will increase with the level of filth present.

Once inside the stall, one must flatulate in the bowl of the toilet, however if one is so inclined, the deposition of actual faecal matter may also be of assistance in this delicate process.

Finally, one should turn and place ones head into the toilet bowl and inhale as deeply as possible in an attempt to stimulate their own gag reflex.

Though there would appear to be mixed reports as to whether or not this particular manouvre is actually even feasible in terms of initiating vomitting, one cannot go passed the simple fact, that the bitch mowen is an elegant solution to all those unwanted calories and is truly a wonderful new addition to the ever growing list of stupid stuff my friends seem to do.

In short, the bitch mowen is all about breathing in your own fart in an attempt to make yourself vomit.
"Oh shit, I forgot my tooth brush and I need to vomit before my photo shoot... Guess I'll have to pull a Bitch Mowen"
by absqueeli frost March 14, 2010
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Bitch Swag

The overwhelming quality, expressed by certain females, that causes you to perceive them as a bitch after just one glance.
Bro, I just saw this chick in Kimball, she was really hot but she had way too much bitch swag.
by J-Lo 10 May 10, 2011
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Big Bitch

someone that is lazy, greedy, and only does things for themselves.
ava you big bitch! pass the blunt you dont need all of that!
by ayefizzy July 26, 2017
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