full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.

Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.

by Corpserooter June 6, 2018

carebear blow job

Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face

The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life

by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018

Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018

A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Walking Fry Job

A person who dresses like a moron or looks like a moron walking around.

Person 1 : look at that dumbass

Person 2: Yeah he’s a walking fry job

by zesterson October 6, 2023