im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

Olds

Enemy of dues burglars. Champion of the rank and file. A maniac wild man who is always right no matter the evidence to suggest otherwise.

Those workers got some Olds in them. No patience for the boss, the dues burglar, and they love to drank!

by NoLuxaryTooFine March 8, 2024

old wok

An Old Wykehamist / alumnus of Winchester College, England.

Rishi Sunak is an Old Wok and has nice hair.

by anonymous February 26, 2021

Passing down the old tubular!

A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.

My goodness, he’s passing down the old tubular!

by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022

TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME

TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.

"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".

by SOLØ June 5, 2024

Olds

Outdated news, most famously referenced in the video H3H3 VS Keemstar- Content Misinformation by Atozy.

"Did you hear about Leafy coming back to Youtube?"

"Yeah but that was awhile ago man, its olds."

by SarahSigns May 30, 2020

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019