Yakity Cat

A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus points for bruises and blown out O-rings.

"Last night at the titty club some filthy bitch came over waiving her Yakity Cat at me. I managed to plug my nose and run before I hurled in her hole."
"Andrew wasn't so lucky."
"Neither was she."

by hungbuffalo October 15, 2008

Cat tits

The small roll of fat deposit located underneath a female's breasts.

My sister-in-law has cat tits.

by Dukeness August 14, 2013

Mad-cat

Doing something horrible, of bad quality, or messing up.

I did something totally mad-cat when I called my friends girlfriend the wrong name.

That off brand controller, mad-cated the basic design needed to play the game Efficiently.

I mad-cated my friends girlfriends name.

by Donkey Kong Rice October 16, 2013

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

idea cat

A feline personification of whatever creative part of your head that works on ideas. Mainly found in the brains of fanfictioners.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.

by Cyanide and Insomnia November 4, 2006

china cat

to shave off all of ones pubic hair

ooo holly i china catted, im as smooth as a babys bottom

by The Sozinater September 27, 2009

cats ass

When someone is grumpy and the screw up their lips really tightly so that their lips look like a cats ass. If they try to smile they can look like a scary cats ass with teeth.

He has a face like a cats ass

by Marcia Gallagher May 18, 2007