Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.

Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"

by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009

Chair Face

A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.

Work on my tickets, or you'll finish the day with a chair face.

by jennyb52 June 12, 2015

Silver face

The act of putting a large amount of semen on someone's face.

During the porno shoot, the actor gave the actress a silver face for the final scene.

by Jalapeno Flavor November 17, 2010

My face

The reason why I'm single

My face IS so UGLY

by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019

Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010

ur face

person: today is thursday.
you: ur face is thursday
person: DONT QUESTION ME!
you: ur face is thursday and questions its self
person: ...
you: UR FACE IS A ...
person: ****
you:UR FACE IS A ****
PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...
person: im hungry
you: UR FACE IS! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

ur face is a pinaple

by jdanderson April 30, 2015

fufu face

A face that only a mother could love.

"God Damn! That chick has a fufu face"

by Sheyio October 16, 2014