Swell head

Noun: 1.) a person who has become infatuated with the idea of power 2.) someone who thinks they are above all others after being given a minor position of authority; those with swell head are unable to listen to the thoughts and ideas of their colleagues due to the pressure from the swelling inside their head. 3.) the penis that a person has been sucking in order to attain this position of power/authority.

Egomaniac work slut's brown nosing finally worked and now her swell head was out of control as the boss put her in charge of being in charge. We all wondered if he was concealing his swell head beneath his trousers after long meetings with work slut.

by Fair Lady January 7, 2011

Blunt Head

Someone who loves to smoke da blunts on the shitter

Why did jimmy go to the bathroom with that 22g superblunt?
He prolly went to the shitter to smoke that 22g superblunt that blunt head

by Blunthead420 May 4, 2009

diamond head

if your playing football and you header the ball a completlwy different way to were you were supost too.

wot wo that ya diamond head

by phatslab99 June 9, 2009

Lego head

When you have your hair dyed or roots done and the colour runs down onto your head and dyes the skin around it creating an effect similar to the hair on a Lego character.

Dan: Hey Kezza, you coming out tonight?

Kezza: Nah, not tonight, just had my hair done and ive got a Lego head!

by dan_the_01 June 25, 2008

queef head

a head that has been queefed on

people whose names start with the letter "L", george bush is a queef head

by Dr. Lucas August 11, 2008

Coconut head

Jeon Jungkook

(Basic white girl who still cries over 1D): OMG WHO IS THIS CUTE ASS BOY😫!

An army that hasn’t left his/her room since 2012: Coconut head, Jeon Jungkook.

by Parkjeemin January 15, 2018

head wedgie

when u use a pair of already worn or skid marked(shit marked) whitey tighties and sneek up behind some one and put the back of the underwear right in their face. u pull bac on the underwear and either duct tape or tie it their so the victim can not get it undone.

my friends gave me a head wedgie and tied my hands togetherand left me their for bout a half hour. and this was his football underwear.

by wedgie victim(alot) August 23, 2008