Watered dog

The feeling of being ill, under the weather or feeling down. Either accompanied by lack of motivation or a feeling of emptiness.

I woke up today feeling like watered dog

by Gustaf James de horny August 5, 2021

Minecraft dog

The dog you left in your minecraft house 5 years ago, you should go and check he’s ok☹️

Please go and check on your minecraft dog.

by An average youngster. June 29, 2022

Bagel Dogging

When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.

I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.

by Oinkalicious June 10, 2021

Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

dog face

"I adore your artstyle sm lmao"-FuvkS0aps

dog face yus

by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021

Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

Maxi the dog

A dog with the name maxi is the most beautiful dog you will ever see. She is normally a small dog. She loves you so much that she will sleep at the end of your bed clingy of your feet. She won’t ever run away but will never let you ran from her. She is tough and will fight things to protect you even if they are three times her size.

I love maxi the dog she is the toughest dog I have ever seen

by XD faze /Level 300 on fortnite August 5, 2020