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drunk balls

The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking
Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out

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by 5th floor mcnary March 13, 2010
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Skee-Ball

"Skee-Ball" is a system in which places sexual activites on each level, which as the levels get higher the activities get increasingly more naughty.
Level 1 - Hugging, Holding hands, Peck kissing
Level 2 - Slightly intense kissing, minimal hand-to-body contact, laying with each other
Level 3 - Intense making out, feeling everywhere on the body, slight nakedness, slight fingering
Level 4 - Blow jobs, Hand jobs, eating out the girl, total fingering, sex-teasing
Level 5 - Have sex with the other person.. Also known as 'game over..'
Blow jobs, Hand jobs, sex Skee-Ball
by Jbaby10 October 13, 2011
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hospital ball

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014
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blowing balls

When you nut so much your left testicle literaly blows the fuck up
by thE word give February 1, 2017
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Friednship Ball

When you and your partner form a ball as the mans penis goes as deep as it can go. Knee's up!
man....props on the friendship ball
by Kevie October 13, 2003
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ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner April 13, 2011
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jack it ball

Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.
Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.

I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.
by davebyall January 20, 2008
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