by eternal toddler June 14, 2015
Get the old skeleton mug.When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
Get the Old Faithful mug.Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in a valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in a valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the
by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019
Get the Old Town Road mug.I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024
Get the Old Texas Cassie Goodbye mug.derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
Get the old ear distributes flower mug.A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carl mug.When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.
I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.
by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020
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