penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

penis face

A substitute for dick head

get out of the way, penis face!

by LishiFishy January 8, 2017

Penis Cart

A cart full of penises that a whore will digest.

You’re are such a penis cart

by surgarnipps69 June 21, 2018

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011

bulgarian penis

Common greet in Bulgaria for tourists.

You ( the tourist ) Hey how has ur day been going Bulgarian penis.
Them : Good thanks

by Garuuu October 22, 2019

Goraieb Penis

The medical condition compared to or the same as micro penis.

Wow that thing is small,do you have "goraieb penis"

by XxsuperdickxX December 1, 2011

saggy penis

wanking too hard that your penis wont go up

last night i had a saggy penis

by big boy ross May 22, 2019