Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off

I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits

by Bob titus October 21, 2011

tits 'n' ass

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.

Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.

by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013

Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.

Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'

by Evil Tree December 20, 2010

Jack Tits

An expression used instead of the word "nothing."
Similar to the common term "Jack Shit"

John: "Hey Sally, what did you do tonight?"

Sally: "Jack Tits."

John: "Boring."

by Chateaugay October 25, 2011

Big Tit Tuesday

Just like how there is “man crush Monday” on Monday and “woman crush Wednesday” on Wednesday etc, big tit Tuesday is celebrated every Tuesday and give a shout out for people who have big tits

Oh shit bro it’s Tuesday, BIG TIT TUESDAY🤤

by Rezgang April 16, 2019

Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010