backporch monkey

a sexual term used to describe the connections of hair between the males pubic hair and the womans ass hair when doing it in the ass.

the backporch monkey looks like a chimpanzee

by SEX_MONKEY_57 August 23, 2011

Panda monkey

Monkey that lived on bamboo tree

That panda monkey from China can hang on the bamboo tree like the monkeys in Africa well.

by Goodchild May 21, 2015

Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS

I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Ice Monkey

Racial slur used to refer to Finnish people

Jorma is an absolute mud hut living ice monkey!

by Why did Amanda leave me April 14, 2021

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

Monkey Moment

Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.

Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.

Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.

Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.

I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.

by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010

Monkey Swarm

A Group of Hungry Swarming Teens; a Hive of Activity; Teens emigrating together from a hive to start a new colony elsewhere

Keep Your Hands Away from the Table the Monkey Swarm is feeding on Pizza!

Thank you for leaving me with the Monkey Swarm

I saw the Monkey Swarm at the mall

by Mother of Teens October 5, 2009