dana j

cute adorable and hot
can steal your pizza slice

dana j: idk

i got dana jed:my pizza slice was stolen

by mr shawarmaguy123 September 9, 2019

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J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...

"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"

by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010

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Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)

Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.

by IV000 November 11, 2020

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J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)

"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*

by richer den u May 19, 2024

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Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho

“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School

by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021

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