Smarkie Face

An Insult, Should Only Be Used When You're Extremely Mad At The Person.
(( May Not Go Over Well When You Call Someone It ))

Person 1: You Stupid Smarkie Face!
Person 2: What The Hell Did You Just Say To Me?
Person 1: I Called You A Smarkie Face! You Got Pwned!
Person 2: Oh, I'll Show You Who'll Get Pwned All Right...
Person 1: Oh No!

by em[ily] grace May 3, 2008

J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.

I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.

by kbzimm April 25, 2006

Face Numbered

When being denied by face or numbers, being face numbered, or numbered in the face.

- May only be used by persons named Mike and / or Teresa.
- If used by parties not named Mike and / Teresa, said party has just been face numbered

-Mike: Haha did you see that jerkoff get face numbered when he asked to get that girls digits?
-Teresa: haha yea, he totally got numbered in his face...numbered

- Party not named Mike and/or Teresa: Haha wow someone got Face Numbered!

- Mike and/or Teresa: You just got Face Numbered by Face Numbered when trying to Number someone else Face...numbered. Asshole

by Mcingo July 6, 2011

hiroshima face

an asian woman with a deceptively attractive body and a hideous face.

Ryan: "Take a look at that asian check"
Nick: "Oh dawg! She totally has hiroshima face"

by nmjohnny July 1, 2014

Trump-Face

The smug smirk one gets when: passing gas, suffering from severe indigestion, holding in a massive bong-hit, or is an asshole.

I knew I had to vacate the room once I saw your Trump-Face.

DAMN, You hit that shit so hard it gave you Trump-Face.

I confronted that asshole and all he did was give me Trump-Face!

by nukima11 August 3, 2016

Shit face

A person who posses you off to a point where you want to punch them but you rember that it's not cool to punch people.

"Dude wtf you are such a shit face."

by ultra_quick May 21, 2016

shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.

"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."

by Laminailem January 26, 2011