trigger me elmo

A toy created by Michael Reeves to teach kids about racism

There is a camera on the toy that scans your face to determine what race you are. Typically accurate. Remember kids, buy your free trigger me Elmo on the dark web!

by Cursed YT January 13, 2021

me, myself, and i

Solo ride until I die, cause i got me for life. Look up clean version

P1 have you heard that song called me, myself, and i?

P2 by Bebe Rhexa and G-eazy? Yeah, it is a little more than a half-decade old!

by Wwwwwowwww September 5, 2021

lick me loose

To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.

Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"

by El CUCUY August 22, 2016

lick me pope

When you can’t get someone to shut up, say, “lick me pope.” This is the equivalent to saying “bite my willy,” or “drink my sht.”

Rat head: La la la la la la la, I’m a rat head.
You: Shut up.
Rat head: You shut up.
You: Lick me pope.

by bunface July 31, 2023

tell it to me fresh

Tell it like it is, give me the honest truth, or tell me the whole story just how it happened

"Dude, I have this crazy story to tell you about what happened to me today."
"Tell it to me fresh!"

by feralmaryl January 6, 2015

Boli me kura

Boli me kura is a sentence used in Bulgaria to say "I don't care". It can be seen in other slav languages.

Dimitar: Did you hear that Yavor got suspended from school?
Mitko: Boli me kura.

by BulgarianHelper123 November 14, 2019

bitch me around

A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.

You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?

I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!

by YAWA June 10, 2021