out of my league

a person who is not in your classsocial,physical,etc.

i like to court her but she's out of my league i bet she would never date a ordinary guy like me

by Nery May 13, 2008

My girl

My girl can be translated as human trafficking of a man that wants underaged girls “my girl” this word can also be used as a noun for the slave

Hey did you see “my girl”

by Big boy in town February 11, 2019

my stomach hurts

A term used to get out of sex when you aren't feeling it.
Also used to get out of anythang you don't wanna do.

Girl: baby let me ride youu.
Guy: Ohh but my stomach hurts baebae

by 3T3RNAL.SOUL August 5, 2016

my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011

fuck my ass

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole

"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."

by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012

gets on my tits

1. Verb used to signify a singular subject that bothers you 2. Verb to describe someone who pisses you off 3. ~ get on my tits ~ verb for plural subjects

Senseless violence really gets on my tits.

by ejito March 15, 2004

Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016