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John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!
by Deeesus June 15, 2017
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John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!
Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.
by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011
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John F. Kennedy

The greatest president ever. You would be dead without him.
Little boy you would not be here without John F. Kennedy
by JohnF.KennedySavedUs June 11, 2023
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john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.
Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.
by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021
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Sam John Doyle

A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best
That guys certainly Sam John Doyle
by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019
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John Carlo Ortega

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.

A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.

Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Ben: "Dude, that guy is John Carlo Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
by Black_Viking January 23, 2023
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the st. john's school

An overrated school with rich, spoiled, white brats who have an attitude and no brains. Filled with straight kids who act gay for attention.
In the St. John's School...
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: Shut the f up. My parents have more money than you.
Kid 1: Atleast I'm white.
by LoveLifeXoXo April 19, 2018
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