Private School

A school, for kid's with good parents who dont want their kids to grow up living on the streets in new york city. we dont go there only because we can afford it. we just dont wanna have to deal with drama, and other public school useless stuff. we arent mean to eachother, and we arent all white. so shut up if you say anything else about it

Public school kid: ewh you catholic school rich bitch!
Private school kid: shut up, we just have better parents then you!

by Renee June 16, 2006

Prep School

also known as tertiary preparation and usually abbreviated to preparatory school, college prep school, tertiary prep, or prep school) is a secondary school, usually private, designed to prepare students for a college or university education. Most Prep Schools are typically filled with very wealthy children, who grow up and most of the time like 98% of the time, tend to be rich and more successful or as successful as their parents. They at times are called fake and idiots, but infact, they get a badname from middle class wannabe preps. You know the folk who's parents stretched it big by going for a modest 300k- 400k home. These wannabe preps in no way live a lifestyle or the real preps that started out in England many many years ago. the life of high class in all ways is certainly not easy. but by wearing abercrombie and driving a 3 series bmw and thinking your the Sh#t, youd like be a wannabe prep. we all know while their are some great 3 series bmw's. it does not require a ton of money to buy a used 1, nor does wearing abercrombie make you rich. However these wannabe preps most of the time will have more cash than the average joe. Keep in mind their are upscale preps or upscale rich folk who do not live the prep lifestyle, they live in a more modest neighborhood but still nice however their parents plan is to move on to the lake once their children are done with school.

Person # 1-Hey i heard that most people who get into harvard or yale go to prep schools?

Person # 2- this is typically true, as they had the proper schooling, and do great on the SAT plus they graduated from a prestige prep school, and their parents have money and hook up's thus they go major in something such as law or Politics and become leaders of the country and rule our lives.

by the average joe from average October 6, 2010

School shooter

When your teacher tells you to go to the deans office

Teacher: “THAT‘S ENOUGH SALTY GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE.”
Salty: Time to transform into a school shooter

by Salty_Kiddo July 5, 2018

The york school

A small school located in Toronto where there are a small number of people in each grade. By the end of your grade 12 year, at this school, you will find that you have hooked up with many people from your classes. This is a school where all the guys are ugly but most girls are stunning.

Person A: do you go to the york school?
Person B: yes I do.

Person A: so what your number?
Person B: what number?
Person A: number of hook ups at the school!
Person B: oh ya, I almost hit the 10

by Definition549633 January 13, 2019

School Swat

A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.

Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.

"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"BEACAUSE!!"

"Thank you for your logical explanation."

"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"

"I'll see you when I need form stamped."

"Oh shut up bin-man!"

by billy bo bo June 7, 2005

Waldorf School

Waldorf is 'officially' a private school situated in the town of Mt Barker, SA. unofficially it is a cult dedicated to Anthroposophy and is also home to the largest collection of hippies in the southern hemisphere. Aside from the daily rituals involving bongs and peacepipes, students also spend their time hugging trees and learning how to dye tshirts into all the colours of the rainbow.
Waldorf is the only hole in South Australia deeper than the Murraylands Christian College.

Child walking in the street with his mother when a Waldorf student walks past;
Child: Mommy who is that man with the pretty shirt and no shoes?
Mother: Don't worry, it's only a kid from that Waldorf school.

by The Doctor From Gallifrey May 17, 2012

Boarding School

A school that you go live at, gives a good impression on paper but you really come out of it a little gayer because it is a 4 year slumber party with your best friends. Also, you learn really how to beat the system and evade getting in trouble rather than learning any actual school and come to realize that dip is the only way to relieve your stress and can be complimented by a late night shower at 2 am.

(I went to boarding school and this was daily routine)

"On my first day of boarding school, I was nervous of going into the shower withe everyone else, now we fit 3 guys into 1 shower"

"Dude can you throw down some money for a log? i payed for the past 5 tins"

"I'm not really gay I'm just gay"

by gobucs October 2, 2009