I must be butter

cause im on a roll

thats 69 nukes in a row... i must be butter cause im on a roll

by YUSUCKA November 6, 2010

I LOVE YOU

I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE. THAT MEANS THAT I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE WITH YOU AND HAVE YOUR KIDS AND START A FAMILY WITH YOU AND TRAVEL WITH YOU AND MEET YOU AND I WANNA MEET YOUR FAMILY AND YOU CAN MEET MINE AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY AND GET MARRIED🥺😩😭 i want to do so much with you in life like omg. i just want to kiss you and hug you and cuddle with you and spend all the holidays with you like omg. i want to spend valentines day with you, halloween with you, christmas with you, highschool and collage, i hope we go to the same collage together that would be so cool 🥺 just imagine like woah

“NO I MEAN, I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU. THIS IS FOREVER. THERE IS NO END TO THIS.”

by VopeSammie February 14, 2021

I pulled a Linda

Shitting your self

I was in the car and I couldn’t get the the Restroom in time and I pulled a Linda

by DoggieLover69 October 14, 2019

i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

by hsweg July 22, 2014

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.

Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

i hate him

what females say when they're completely in love with him to the point where it hurts and they're just trying to convince/gaslight themselves into thinking they hate him but all they actually need to do is cry about him and the massive hollow feeling being utterly in love with him has left in you're stomach to the point where you want to do anything to get rid of the feeling (namely, trying to start hating him even though you can't)

i hate him so much, in all honesty though, i hate how much i love him and how how much i can't bring myself to hate him

by yournumber1idiot September 5, 2022

i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.

Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"

by pixeleater February 21, 2010